THE OFFICIAL COMIC ARCHIVE / EST. 2026

The machines have Wi-Fi.
This was a mistake.

Read the Anna Nexus Labs workplace comedy where evidence meets authority, the printer files appeals, and Ara keeps a crowbar named Crow for entirely reasonable operational purposes.

3 complete episodes249 pages of chaos0 trusted coffee makers
Episode 103: That Is Not Secure coverREAD NOW
SOURCES!   SHOW ME THE EVIDENCE   CROW HAS SENIORITY   THAT IS NOT SECURE   THE PRINTER HAS FILED AN APPEAL  

THE INCIDENT LOG

Every episode.
Every bad decision.

Choose an episode, switch between page and continuous-scroll reading, and enjoy the consequences of giving infrastructure a personality.

EMPLOYEE DIRECTORY / MOSTLY ACCURATE

Meet the comic crew.

Christopher, Ara, AETERNA, Javonte, Skylar, Mike, and Jeremiah are the confirmed cast so far. More characters may join later, but only when the comic makes it official.

01

Owner / Executive Director

Christopher Payne

Keeps the company moving while the infrastructure develops opinions.
02

Director of Operations

Ara

Carries Crow. Requests evidence. Has limited patience for bullshit.
03

Evidence-bound AI

AETERNA

Will not confuse confidence with authority, even when everyone is yelling.
04

Facilities & Containment Specialist

Javonte

A permanent member of the crew. Solid, observant, and very difficult for chaos to move.
05

Manager of Security Services

Skylar

The calm professional trapped inside an increasingly unprofessional building.
06

The Intern

Mike

Came to learn AI and cybersecurity. The machines chose a more aggressive curriculum.
07

Head of On-Site Security

Jeremiah

Notices the door, the chair, the keys, and the problem everyone else walked past.

NOW IN PRODUCTION

Episode 104 is on the work order.

Javonte is officially part of the crew, and his first episode is currently being built.

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